The Art of the Oil Change

Ever wondered about the secrets of the ghetto traveler’s oil change?

Here is it in 4 easy steps:

1. Buy the necessary oil, a gallon of water, and a throwaway funnel at your favorite retailer.

2. Find some shade behind their building and stake out your territory.

3. Perform oil change, drain used oil into emptied water jug (don;t forget to put your bike back together).

4. Return (recycle) dirty oil with the same (perplexed!) retailer that is *supposed* to have the ability to recycle oil. (If they sell it they’re supposed to recycle it, eight?)






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