The Art of the Oil Change
Ever wondered about the secrets of the
ghetto traveler’s oil change?
Here is it in 4 easy steps:
1. Buy the necessary oil, a gallon of water, and a throwaway funnel at your favorite retailer.
2. Find some shade behind their building and stake out your territory.
3. Perform oil change, drain used oil into emptied water jug (don;t forget to put your bike back together).
4. Return (recycle) dirty oil with the same (perplexed!) retailer that is *supposed* to have the ability to recycle oil. (If they sell it they’re supposed to recycle it, eight?)